Sunday, Nov 5, 2017 • 43min

The Cimorelli Podcast: Episode 1 - "Sad Girls Club"

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For this first episode, the sisters discuss their “highs and lows” and define what it takes to be an honorary member of the “Sad Girls Club”.

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Lisa Cimorelli

Christina Cimorelli

Dani Calleiro

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00:00

Get ready. It's time. Christina, Katherine, Lisa, Amy, Lauren, and Dani. Welcome to The Cimorelli Podcast.

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Lisa Cimorelli

00:21

Yes, that's a lot of noise at once.

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Christina Cimorelli

00:24

Hello! Welcome everyone to -

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Lisa Cimorelli

00:29

The Cimorelli Podcast.

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Christina Cimorelli

00:31

Okay, they're not going to stop imitating that lady, so get used to it, but here we are. As you heard our very first podcast ever in history and we've never done this before. So it's a brand new thing for all of us.

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Lisa Cimorelli

00:45

Already regretting.

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Christina Cimorelli

00:48

And why do we decided to do a podcast guys?

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Dani Calleiro

00:51

Because we're hilarious.

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Katherine Cimorelli

00:56

We decided to do a podcast because our fans, I was gonna say whom we lovingly call it as'Cimfam' because that's an article said that one time. I think they like to get to know our personalities better and I feel like this is the best medium for us to like all share our personalities.

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Amy Cimorelli

01:13

I don't know. I think we started so we can just sit around and talk because actually my dream.

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Christina Cimorelli

01:19

Yes, so this is what we do, okay, we do this all the time. We sit around, we talk about random topics, We have like a full-on discussion like we're the view or something, so we're like, we need to make this a real thing basically.

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01:29

So we got season one, we have 15 episodes and every single one of those episodes is named after a song on our album "Sad Girls Club". So we're gonna go, we're gonna play the chorus of one of the songs, which is the title of today's episode, "Sad Girls Club".

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Lisa Cimorelli

01:49

I'm gonna intro ready? A juicy sneak peek from the upcoming album. Give it a go.

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02:03

[Sad Girls Club - Cimorelli]

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Christina Cimorelli

02:24

And that last line that you heard, "Cause the sad girls are the ones who feel alive". It's kinda like the whole premise of our entire, you know, career, life, everything we do. We just want get people to express emotions and express things Which is you know a big part of this. So we're gonna start with our highs and lows of the week.

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Lisa Cimorelli

02:43

It's about to get serious. No, it's not.

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Christina Cimorelli

02:47

You guys, let you guys into our personal lives a little bit.

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Katherine Cimorelli

02:49

Oldest to youngest?

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Christina Cimorelli

02:52

Yeah, oldest to youngest.

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Lisa Cimorelli

03:03

It's actually greediest to neediest.

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Christina Cimorelli

03:03

Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Okay, my high of the week is when my little brother Joey asked me to hang out, felt very privileged and that was the high. The low was the other day when I was like really contemplating like my whole life and if I'm like in ruins, you know, that happens like in the bathtub.

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Lisa Cimorelli

03:21

A casual low from Christina Cimorelli.

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Katherine Cimorelli

03:24

Okay, well. My high was that I got to see my, one of my favorite artists, which is RC in concert. It was the best concert. It was so much fun.

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Dani Calleiro

03:38

No one asked how it was, I just wanna know what it was.

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Amy Cimorelli

03:40

Honey, you did great.

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Katherine Cimorelli

03:42

Thank you. If I may speak my low was that I got sick but only for like two days because my immune system is so strong. Okay, anyway.

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Lisa Cimorelli

04:00

Okay, how do I tell my high without giving it away. My high was hearing about Amy's experience is going to tell. It was the high of my week. You guys will get to hear the story a little bit.

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04:12

It was the high of my week even though it was not high for me.

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Katherine Cimorelli

04:16

Hearing Amy in pain was the high?

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Lisa Cimorelli

04:19

It's not the content, the experience of hearing the amazing storytelling. The low was getting a cold, somebody zoom in on my face, please. Thank you!

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Amy Cimorelli

04:34

I would say that the high of my week, you know was watching my best friend get married because marriage is- And then, and I cried multiple times at the wedding but usually for good reason I was like I actually cried, it was like "I'm so happy." And then-

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Lisa Cimorelli

04:55

Get on with it.

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Amy Cimorelli

04:59

The what like 11 to know, I think it was 11 hours of traveling to get home.

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Lauren Cimorelli

05:06

That is pretty low, pretty low. Okay, my high of the week was I ordered a bunch of stuff on

Amazon

. going to see a bunch of pizzas. And I got it in the mail and I was really happy. And my low of the week was I injured my Achilles tendons on both of my legs. No, tendons. I did not call them attendants, I injured them because I was running like a savage and I pushed myself too hard as usual.

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Dani Calleiro

05:35

Last and greatest ever.

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Katherine Cimorelli

05:38

Wait, neediest right?

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Dani Calleiro

05:38

I am the neediest. My low of the week was the whole week. I can't really think of a high. This morning was the special low. So basically just all bad. But I had a good night the other night. So I guess that was so.

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Christina Cimorelli

05:57

We're going to turn it around. We have a girls' group tonight.

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Dani Calleiro

05:60

You know what? I saw my manager this morning Nick and that was my high. When he walked in, I was like "Wow, what a man, what a guy."

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Christina Cimorelli

06:07

I wanna, I wanna point out to, you know, expose Lauren's personality that she has like everything and like notes and stuff written down in front of her cause she's very much like organized. Lauren's like "My high was and then she's like."

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Lauren Cimorelli

06:18

I do, I didn't want to forget on the spot.

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Katherine Cimorelli

06:21

I was sitting there like "Crap, what was my high?"

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Lauren Cimorelli

06:24

See, you wouldn't be thinking that if you wrote it down

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Lisa Cimorelli

06:26

Meanwhile, I'm flying by the seat of my pants.

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Christina Cimorelli

06:29

Okay, that's great. Well thanks guys. Thanks for sharing. We're going to do a fan question a spicy, spicy advice question from a fan. I pulled it up from

Twitter

where if you want to tweet us do hashtag -

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Lisa Cimorelli

06:47

Wait! Is it the or just?

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Christina Cimorelli

06:52

Hashtag?

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Lisa Cimorelli

06:54

Cimorelli Podcast.

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Christina Cimorelli

06:55

If you wanted to eat us use that hashtag.

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06:58

And I just want to say the British lady that intros our show is my idol. Okay, continue.

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07:04

That's very cool. Okay, I'm going to read this. This is from chromroxachu. I'm sorry, I don't know how to say it. What do I do about a guy who I only hung out with one - I think, he mean once - but now he treats me like his best friend?

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Lisa Cimorelli

07:25

Wait, wait, wait, let me just say we went over this question before and there's two ways that can be interpreted.

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Katherine Cimorelli

07:30

My interpretation on my interpretation is that you hung out with him one time and now he's clinging to your leg like a madman and he won't let go of you. So I would say just be honest and tell him, hey, "I really take time to trust people. We gotta go slow." Like, "let's just ask each other more shallow questions". Like "what's your favorite color?" And then we can work our way up if, but if you don't even want to talk to them, then just tell them you don't want to talk.

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Lisa Cimorelli

07:54

Wait, are you saying you should sit down and say "we should ask each other more shallow questions?" Incredible advice.

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Katherine Cimorelli

08:02

He's treating me like a best friend. So that means he's coming on too strong.

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Lauren Cimorelli

08:05

Okay, I just want to say that you don't owe this man anything. Okay, so you never want to -

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Lisa Cimorelli

08:15

The frying pan of truth. Hit you with the head with it.

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Lauren Cimorelli

08:19

Okay, so if you don't wanna speak to him, don't speak to him you don't have to, that's all I wanna say.

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Dani Calleiro

08:26

That is some sizzling truth in the frying pan.

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08:29

I would have to say that clinger's are classic and I think, I think we all experience clinger before.

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Katherine Cimorelli

08:35

Yes, but one of my friend calls them vacuums at the lower level. If they're the ultimate, it's a vampire.

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Dani Calleiro

08:46

Well if this person is a clinger, which it seems like they are, I would say in my experience with the clinger's TM then over and I was wondering every time I say TM it means like trademark. So anyway, time I've experienced a clinker then they usually get really excited for like three days, maybe a week, and then if you just ignore them then they go away.

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Lauren Cimorelli

09:10

Yeah, one time I do ignore someone for a month and they finally stopped texting.

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Dani Calleiro

09:13

So you kind of just go away.

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Lauren Cimorelli

09:15

What I didn't want to talk? I don't need to talk to them

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Katherine Cimorelli

09:20

When you don't be clingy to them.

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Lisa Cimorelli

09:24

It worked to me.

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Lauren Cimorelli

09:25

One time, I had a clinger and Christina and all of them are like, "You know what, you should just instead of like being rude or something that just harass him back."

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Katherine Cimorelli

09:35

We learned this from like TV shows because they do this in TV shows.

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Christina Cimorelli

09:38

I did this okay.

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Lauren Cimorelli

09:40

So just harass him back and then he'd be like, "Whoa, I didn't want this" and then we'll start talking to you but it didn't worked. But like I literally harassed him for a week straight. I was like, "Hey, how was school?" But it was bad. I ended up dating him.

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Lisa Cimorelli

10:00

"I should fight back, now he's my boyfriend."

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Lauren Cimorelli

10:09

I just want to say I should have gotten up when I knew it was wrong when I knew he was a clinger. Okay so, do not just try to cling back because it might backfire and then you end up wasting months of your life.

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Katherine Cimorelli

10:18

You don't owe anyone.

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Christina Cimorelli

10:20

Okay, I would try to talk to you. That was because you fell for him.

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10:28

Okay, we're moving on to this. I did this one time this guy was harassing me, via a text message. Okay. And I was like, that's really annoying. So I started harassing him. He literally stopped after like two days. "Hey, how's it going?" And he stopped. Okay, I didn't fall for him.

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Lauren Cimorelli

10:42

Okay, well then you just need to know there's two ways it could go.

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Christina Cimorelli

10:46

Okay, we're moving on. Let's move on to Lisa. So we wanted to do you know a segment showcase. Lisa is -

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Dani Calleiro

10:53

Lisa is special per se.

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Christina Cimorelli

10:58

So this is Lisa's corner, which she wants to be called a hoot and a holler.

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Lisa Cimorelli

11:06

Because it's always gonna to be a hoot and a holler.

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11:14

I'm just gonna dive right in. Today we are going, I scoured the phone books for my special guest today. Her name is - Amy is already choking. Her name is Pam Mcginnis from

Minnesota

. We have her in the studio today - Katherine's in tears - anticipating this incredible visit.

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Katherine Cimorelli

11:37

I'm Lisa's number one fan of her humor. No one thinks it's funnier.

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Lauren Cimorelli

11:41

This is Lisa's segment, not yours.

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Lisa Cimorelli

11:44

I beg to differ. So we're bringing in Pam. Pam, how's it going from all the way from

Minnesota

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11:50

Oh, it's great. I'm so excited to be here. I'm so glad that you're interviewing me and I really have a lot to say to the kids today.

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11:59

That's great because we want you to give your wholesome advice to the readers at home. Okay. If you could all just calm down, I can ask Pam a few personal questions. Sorry, the audience getting a little bit, abrasive. So Pam before I jump into. Pam, how do you feel about the youth today? And, you know, the dress codes and the exposure of, you know, shoulders, things like that. How do you feel about that? Because we know you have a lot of opinions on this?

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12:36

Well, I am a little bit disturbed. I gotta say, I, what do the kids use? "Instagram." I get on "Instagram" and all I see are, but why, why are the kids? When I was a kid, I was scared to show an elbow. What's that song that musical theater tune in olden days? A glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking and now there's butts, butts on "Instagram" everywhere you go.

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13:04

I'm really concerned for the kids and I want to give a message if everyone would stop crying and choking. I want to give a message that you will be loved without showing your butt, okay. You know, show your heart, show your personality, show your soul. Sorry. And that's how you will be valued and cherished by the world.

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13:27

Okay, your Instagram will perish one day, but you will live forever if you share your heart. So I have to get back home to my kids now, I left my

Honda

Odyssey running in the front yard, but thanks for having me and I hope to come back soon.

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Christina Cimorelli

13:42

Wow, thank you Pam! Everyone round of applause.

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Dani Calleiro

13:49

I have a question for Pam, I think I have the same question, I have a question. You said you left in the front yard, so you walk in the yard.

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Lisa Cimorelli

14:00

I like to park in the yard, it shows power and authority.

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Lauren Cimorelli

14:04

So you walked here?

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Dani Calleiro

14:07

No, she parked in the front yard. Our front yard. She parked in our front yard.

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Lisa Cimorelli

14:08

Like a normal person after he parked in the yard.

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Dani Calleiro

14:11

Got it. Alright, that's all.

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Lisa Cimorelli

14:12

Alright, thanks. I'm going to go feed my toddlers bye.

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Lauren Cimorelli

14:15

I'm Pam's number one fan.

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Christina Cimorelli

14:17

Thank you, Pam!

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Dani Calleiro

14:19

Thank you.

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Lisa Cimorelli

14:20

Thank you all.

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Amy Cimorelli

14:20

Thank you for showing us your wisdom.

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Christina Cimorelli

14:24

Okay, I would like to move on. I really wanna -

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Lisa Cimorelli

14:28

I want to give a quick shout-out to Lauren who keeps stealing my fidget spinner.

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Christina Cimorelli

14:32

A shout-out. I really want to hear something from Kath about some sappy thoughts.

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Katherine Cimorelli

14:39

Okay, so this is my moment to shine and this is not meant to be a comedy skit. So no one thinks that I'm trying to be like Lisa because it's not a comedy skit, this is.

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Christina Cimorelli

14:50

This is dead serious.

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Katherine Cimorelli

14:50

My true feelings. And living with these, I don't know how to describe them. The cynics you guys are -

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Christina Cimorelli

14:56

I'm not a cynic.

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Katherine Cimorelli

14:58

They're not total cynics, but all of them have this element of like aversion to sap in a way, but I have no aversion to sap. Me and sap no boundaries.

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15:10

So I'm going to share some thoughts for all my fellow saps out there and everyone who is a cynic, you can stop watching right now because you might throw up.

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Lisa Cimorelli

15:19

I love when she turns viewers away.

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Katherine Cimorelli

15:23

Lisa has multiple characters.

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Christina Cimorelli

15:25

Don't insult the readers.

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Katherine Cimorelli

15:27

For today's segment, I made a list which is called "Five reasons that I love laundromats." I'm not kidding, I'm being serious, so don't think I'm kidding. Okay. See Amy sometimes sympathizes for like 10 seconds. So the number, the first reason is that you get to use quarters and I think that's really cool because quarters are okay. I'm trying to really get into my personality, but I've been suppressing it for so long.

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Lauren Cimorelli

15:53

Let it out. Let it out.

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Katherine Cimorelli

15:55

Anyways. Quarters, I just think quarters are so cool. It reminds me of the past, you know, like the

Great Depression

because I used to read historical fiction when I was a kid and like, you know, you can get like a loaf of bread for 10 cents. I literally, I used to go to this pizza place and I was like, I was like eight. "I was like so cool. You can buy a piece of candy for 10 cents." And I was like, "I wish we could use coins."

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16:20

So anyway, quarters laundromats in the place where it lives on. My second reason is that you can bring a book to read. So you get to get away from technology unless you read anywhere else. Your two-hour cycle on your phone, why would you do that at a laundromat? Come on. The opportunity for you to get in touch who you were meant to be read. You can knit, you can draw, you can write a story, you can do so many things in the laundromat. It is your opportunity to escape the world.

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16:47

And here's the part where my sister said I was bragging. Here's another thing they always think I'm bragging, but I'm just being honest and telling the truth for instance. No, listen, because we've been on tour, we've been to laundromats.

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Dani Calleiro

17:03

You're already bragging.

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Katherine Cimorelli

17:04

I'm stating a fact we've been to laundromats all over the world and I think it's cool to see all the different types.

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17:13

It's true. Thank you. There's some secret supporters here. Secret supporters. They don't show it. It's not allowed. Just kidding. It's not that deep.

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17:29

Okay. Anyways, so yeah, I love the beauty and the eclectic city. I don't know the word.

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Dani Calleiro

17:36

Variety?

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Katherine Cimorelli

17:37

The variety.

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Dani Calleiro

17:43

There is a running list of words like Katherine mix up. Yesterday, it was a mix of paying and she said, I thought -

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Christina Cimorelli

17:54

I felt a pinch of horror.

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Dani Calleiro

17:55

She mixed together pain and pinch.

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Katherine Cimorelli

18:03

Okay. Anyways reason number four, the atmosphere. It's just this magical atmosphere, the of the machines, those little dispensers where the detergent comes out, there's just always like this element of charm. Even if it's a really rundown laundromat that smells like mold, which I was in the other day.

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Dani Calleiro

18:21

Wait, wait, wait, why were you in a laundromat the other day when we at home when we have machines?

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Lisa Cimorelli

18:26

Don't want to say that you feel like-

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Lauren Cimorelli

18:29

You're bragging.

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Katherine Cimorelli

18:30

It was laudomat that smells like mold. But it's not their fault, it's filled with water and the best people watching at laundromats. Okay, last reason this is the King Kahuna of all reasons.

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18:45

See I can't say anything without the peanut gallery giving me a correction or a suggestion or criticism. Okay, anyways, so the King Kahuna of all reasons is that clean laundry is the best thing ever. I don't know about you but when I have a clean load of laundry, I feel like I can accomplish anything. It's like I have clean clothes for the week or maybe even longer and I don't have to worry about it. It's like it's the best feeling.

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Lauren Cimorelli

19:10

Unstoppable.

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Lisa Cimorelli

19:11

Someone comes Katherine there like "Gosh, I'm just so down, I'm losing my direction." She was like "You just need to do your laundry."

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Katherine Cimorelli

19:17

I'm not from

Australia

. That's were my sappy thoughts.

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Dani Calleiro

19:23

Wow, that's amazing! Good job Katherine!

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Lisa Cimorelli

19:25

You know what? Very brave, heartwarming.

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Dani Calleiro

19:32

It's always good to hear from Kath because she never speaks just kidding. That was a pinch.

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19:41

Since our theme today is Sad Girls Club, then I thought I would tell a story of when I was in the Sad Girls Club, not that I'm out of the Sad Girls Club, I'm always in it, but when I like created when I signed I like I had like a pin, like an I. D. card like was the Sad Girls Club.

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Christina Cimorelli

20:01

Who can relate?

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Dani Calleiro

20:02

Anyway, I'm gonna tell a tragic story of 15-year-old Dani. So let's just go back a long way like 2015 give or take and you know it was still 2015 and I just moved from

California

to

Tennessee

and I had been meeting friends, I don't really know anyone but I met this boy and he was tall and he was cute and he was a football player and basically if you play football I will love you. So he did and I met him and we made eye contact, I heard his name, he heard my name, you know exchange and I was like I don't know why.

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Lisa Cimorelli

20:44

He was like, "Dani."

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Dani Calleiro

20:44

He's not British and I was like I don't know why, but I'm just feel like I'm going to know him for a long time. I feel like he's like I don't know. Anyway, so fast forward like this was in June when I met him. Fast forward like six months it's December by this time he had had a girlfriend for like months. I don't even know how long, I think since I met him he had a girlfriend and we were friends, we were becoming really good friends and then we ended up getting in a fight because he was really rude to me and I didn't talk to him for months. So then fast forward some more months. This is a long build up to one thing.

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21:21

Fast forward some more months and we ended up being friends again shocking and then he broke up with his girlfriend in May. So it was May and I had known him for like a long time, almost a year, like 11 months. I had known him for 11 months and he had got a girlfriend the whole time and I was in love with it.

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21:39

Well not literally in love, okay, let me just be clear but I had a huge freaking crush on him and he had a girlfriend but they finally broke up. I checked her

Twitter

bio all the time to see if she would ever take the date out of it but she never did until they broke up. So my life was made, they weren't together anymore.

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21:57

I was so happy and then we went on a mission trip in June, we went to

Ohio

and our church did. Yeah, just me and him. No, our whole church went to.

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Katherine Cimorelli

22:09

And I was their group leader.

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Dani Calleiro

22:09

And Katherine was there and the whole week we were just like you know doing our like friends who have friends who are in love with each other kind of thing like us, okay but it's still friends who are loving each other.

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22:22

Okay. No that was the end of the week. I am telling the story. Not you. Most of the week we were friends who were in love with each other, okay. So then end of the week comes along, he sits me down in like the common area where everyone was and he basically just says like he has this huge crush on me and like he had all these feelings and they're just so like apparent now he can't ignore them anymore.

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22:43

But it was like shocking. I didn't know that. Just kidding, I did. So anyway ah he kind of asked me to be his girlfriend essentially but I was like hold on, you just broke up with your girlfriend a month ago. That's not a good idea.

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Lisa Cimorelli

22:55

And she said, "Call me if you make me your wife."

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Dani Calleiro

22:56

I actually said the opposite. I was like "No, not today Satan." Not literally, but I said no because he just broke up with his girlfriend like three weeks ago. I was like that's a terrible idea.

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23:08

But apparently, it didn't mean anything because a week later he was my first kiss. Actually, maybe it was like three days later. So then-

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Lisa Cimorelli

23:15

Somewhere in the distance, dad has a heart attack.

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Dani Calleiro

23:17

Actually, it was three days later. So three days after I declined to date him, he was my first kiss. So clearly this is a big deal. That's why I'm telling the story, okay. So then a week after that he says "I can't do this anymore." Over text. He says, "I'm not over my ex-girlfriend."

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Lauren Cimorelli

23:41

Shocking.

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Dani Calleiro

23:41

And I said, "Wow, who could have thought that would happen?" Good thing, I didn't officially date you.

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23:46

No, he's not a piece of trash.

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Lisa Cimorelli

23:48

I'm kidding, I'm kidding, kidding.

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Dani Calleiro

23:49

So, that's where our quote love story ends, but our quote friends story continues. Our friends who are in love with each other. Friends who are in love with each other story continues. And every like four or five months then we hate each other. We get a huge fight and then we stopped talking and one of those blocks the other one and then like two months later, then we talk again, and then months later we got to fight in it and that's been going on since 2015. So that is my dramatic story.

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Lauren Cimorelli

24:21

Fun fact actually blocked this guy on four separate social media platforms because I was mad at him and she's rude to him.

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Dani Calleiro

24:27

She's done that with multiple boys.

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Lauren Cimorelli

24:30

I always loved him. I just don't want to see it.

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Christina Cimorelli

24:32

I asked Lauren one time who her enemies were and then she named like all these boys that hurt Dani that Lauren was like, "Wow, I had to do it."

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Katherine Cimorelli

24:39

That's what you call real loyalty.

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Lisa Cimorelli

24:41

I have to pause and just say that really touches my heart.

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Lauren Cimorelli

24:45

I'm glad.

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Katherine Cimorelli

24:45

Lauren is the real, real.

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Christina Cimorelli

24:46

Thank you. Thanks for sharing your experience Dan of why you're in the Sad Girls Club. Really appreciate-

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Lisa Cimorelli

24:51

And why you need to get some standards?

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Christina Cimorelli

24:55

We really appreciate it.

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Lisa Cimorelli

24:56

I only say it because I relate.

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Christina Cimorelli

24:58

We appreciate your vulnerability.

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Dani Calleiro

25:02

Sorry, let's keep going.

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Christina Cimorelli

25:04

Okay. Okay. Okay.

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Lisa Cimorelli

25:06

The frying pan of truth.

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Dani Calleiro

25:07

Oh my gosh!

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Christina Cimorelli

25:10

Guys, we're gonna do something that Kath does in real life and we wanted to bring it into podcast life you know. Because we're all subject to this, subjected to this.

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Katherine Cimorelli

25:22

It's a good thing. You like it, you secretly like it.

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Christina Cimorelli

25:24

Okay. Do it hit it.

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Katherine Cimorelli

25:25

Okay, so I started this tradition called "Question Of The Day" I don't know, just one day I was like, this is a great way to bond. Like really good because you know all you do is talk about, "Oh, what did you do today?" Like that is so boring. I was like, "I'm gonna inject some depth into this."

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Lisa Cimorelli

25:42

It sounds like more sappy thoughts.

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Katherine Cimorelli

25:44

It could be just like funny. So today's question is what is the craziest excuse a guy or a person really anyone has ever made like in general?

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Lisa Cimorelli

25:54

A guy or a person, but not a girl.

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Christina Cimorelli

25:57

I just want to mention that I told Kath, "You don't need to explain, just go into it."

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Katherine Cimorelli

26:01

You did?

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Christina Cimorelli

26:01

Then she just explain all of it. Okay, go answer.

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Dani Calleiro

26:05

Okay, this is Dani and I will be going first. One time then I had a boy delete me on

Snapchat

and it wasn't just like a random guy like it was someone I had history with. Like we had had like a thing or whatever, like months before. And like we were kind of like on the mend of being friends again and he just randomly deleted me on

Snapchat

. And so I texted him and I was like, "Why did you delete me on

Snapchat

?" And he said, "I didn't." And I said, "Yes, he did because we aren't friends anymore." And he said, and I quote no punctuation, anything "mystery." Just that mystery.

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Christina Cimorelli

26:38

Well, I love that. Good job.

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Lauren Cimorelli

26:41

One time, this guy randomly stopped talking to me, literally never spoke to me again after like talking.

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Dani Calleiro

26:47

She was hurt.

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Lauren Cimorelli

26:48

And I asked him like, "So is there like a reason you stopped telling me?" Like I texted like two months later. He was like, "Oh, I started school and I was very busy." Oh, I was like, "So you started school?" Actually, I didn't respond.

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Lisa Cimorelli

27:02

I didn't even talk to my dad like, I was so busy I didn't talk to anyone.

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Katherine Cimorelli

27:07

I'm gonna go last because I think mine is-

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Lisa Cimorelli

27:09

Katherine has the grand hooba of all excuses.

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Katherine Cimorelli

27:15

So I was talking to this boy and I really liked him and he actually did like me too, he told me this later. But which you wouldn't think because we talked for a few months and we like talked all the time and then he just stopped talking to me and I was so confused.

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Dani Calleiro

27:30

Also, you lived in different places.

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Katherine Cimorelli

27:31

We lived in different states, yeah. But we wouldn't look in his window and actually check. I couldn't drive by his house to see if he was home.

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Dani Calleiro

27:39

Never done that before ever.

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Lisa Cimorelli

27:42

Okay, things you don't admit in a podcast.

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Katherine Cimorelli

27:45

After a month of him not talking to me, I finally texted him and I was like, this was like four years ago. It's like, "Hey, is there like a reason that we haven't talked in a while just wondering?" And he texted me back and said, "Oh, I'm going on, I'm going to

Europe

this summer and I got a new camera and I've just been really busy like figuring out how to work in and stuff." I was like-

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Lisa Cimorelli

28:12

I want to say, I grabbed onto this like a pit bull so hard. Every time somebody says like someone ghost somebody or stop talking,

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28:22

How many years ago was this?

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Katherine Cimorelli

28:23

Like four years ago.

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Lisa Cimorelli

28:24

Four years ago. To this day, someone's like, "Like he stopped talking to me, what the heck?" I'm like, "Dude, go easy on them. They probably got a new camera." So legitimate. You have, you have every right to cut everyone off. You got a new camera

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Dani Calleiro

28:40

Because two plus two equals seven.

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Christina Cimorelli

28:43

Yeah, I have to give him the award for creativity on that. That was very, very, creative. Very bizarre.

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Lisa Cimorelli

28:49

The award for absolute delusion, continue.

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Christina Cimorelli

28:52

Yeah, proud of him. Very good job. Excellent, 10 out of 10, excuse.

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29:01

Keeping in, you know tradition, well that doesn't make sense. But with Kath's thing was, a real life thing. We have another real life thing we wanted to bring to podcast land and this is something about Dani. Strange, this is so I just thought it wasn't real, but it's real.

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29:19

Dani has a list in her phone and it's called "Notes to Self". And she literally keeps a running list of these strange notes to self.

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Lisa Cimorelli

29:29

So she doesn't, she doesn't add to the merry day. It's when she thinks of something really brilliant.

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Christina Cimorelli

29:32

Something happens, like was like, "Oh, note to self, she like actually writes down like, oh yeah, write this down." So I want to have her share a couple, like every time we do this segment. So Dan, why don't you share to with us?

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Dani Calleiro

29:41

Alright, so my first one is kind of obvious but you wouldn't necessarily think of it and that's kind of what this whole list is. So the first one-

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Lisa Cimorelli

29:51

Wait, wait can you hold your phone pretending you're reading it? Pretend you're reading it.

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Dani Calleiro

29:53

This isn't my phone, it's a lie. I'm reading it from my phone. So my first one is, "Never go reading a lock screen, never go to

Chipotle

on a date unless you are like Christina and you're like basically married or whatever." If it's like a first date or like you don't know him that well or her, whoever you wanna date with, you're not that close, you know your whatever, don't do it unless you get a bowl, okay if you get a burrito, you get a burrito, you will look like a savage, you'll look like a savage in a bad way.

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Katherine Cimorelli

30:28

Even if you eat it in slow motion, you gonna look like barbaric.

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Dani Calleiro

30:30

If you take a tiny little bite, the whole thing goes, it does and it explodes. My hat just fell off, I got so excited. But it's true. Okay. So anyway, that is my first one and it's very important. And my second one, The 2nd one is, "Never eat ice cream in a dark car." This guys, I'm not gonna this is true stuff. I've written down, I actually broke my phone. So if I did have my phone, I would be reading it from my list, but I don't. Yes, exactly. So the reason why you should never eat ice cream in a dark car, let me just put you in this scenario. Everyone close your eyes.

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31:08

So you just went, you went to public, you went to

Kroger

, you went to

Safeway,

and the

99 Cent Store

and you got some ice cream and you're driving home. But actually you're not driving your friend or your sister, whoever you're not driving. You're not driving, that's the key. Okay? Maybe your mom's driving, you're in the car, you're going home and like I really want to eat this ice cream. It's so good. So if you're like me, you don't have a spoon, you eat it with your teeth.

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31:33

But if you do have a spoon you start eating it with a spoon and then suddenly the horror, you dropped a clump somewhere and you don't know where it is.

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Lisa Cimorelli

31:47

It's someone else's car.

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Dani Calleiro

31:48

Or your car, I don't know. Either way. I don't know. You kind of feel it on your leg. Is it all over the seat? Is it sinking in? Is she going to notice, the person driving? You know, like, oh my gosh, you feel the cold wind blows through all the angels in heaven cry because you don't know how you're supposed to clean up this mess because you can't even see it,

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Lauren Cimorelli

32:13

But you can't just turn on the light of your phone.

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Dani Calleiro

32:15

You can't turn the light of your phone because no, you can't because you have to hold it all over you and the spoon.

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Lauren Cimorelli

32:22

You put the spoon in the bin and then-

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Dani Calleiro

32:24

No, I'm saying you have to know, but it's the stress has already.

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Christina Cimorelli

32:30

Okay, that's not gonna help you anyway.

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Lauren Cimorelli

32:33

You can avoid the stress.

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Dani Calleiro

32:35

If you take anything away from this podcast, never go to

Chipotle

on a first date unless you're getting a bowl. The bowls are fine just fork and knife. Also never eat ice cream in a dark car.

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Christina Cimorelli

32:45

Thank you. Thank you Dani. I think we will all learn a lot from Dani.

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Dani Calleiro

32:50

I will be back next time with some more notes.

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Christina Cimorelli

32:52

Thank you Dani. We appreciate your knowledge and your experience. We're gonna to go to arguably the most spastic of these people.

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Lisa Cimorelli

33:01

This hearing this story was the highlight of my week, okay. So get ready.

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Christina Cimorelli

33:03

Okay, so let's talk to the most

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Lisa Cimorelli

33:07

You guys are gonna get to know Amy, the segment because this is her whole life.

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Katherine Cimorelli

33:12

Amy is known for telling stories and like literally falling out of her chair or some kind of motion.

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Christina Cimorelli

33:21

Alright, Amy tells us the story. This is Amy's current crisis.

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Amy Cimorelli

33:28

Okay, number one, I always feel really bad about having crisis because my mom and dad always call me, never is good. Though stop, no I will ruminate. Anyway, so I may look calm, go with very high strung. Everybody knows that I do not well, everyone who knows me knows that I do not do well in alcohol, alcohol-filled environment. I am 42, okay. So it is technically legal, but not in'Amy-land'. It's not legal.